TDT Reread: Wolves of the Calla

Say your lesson, Jake, son of Elmer, and be true.

Goosebumps. Every. Single. Time. Never fails. I swear, John “Jake” Chambers is the coolest 11 year old (Hyphenated? I tend to care less about proper grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure when I do these on my phone. Laaaaazyyyyyyy!) in the world!! Well, for my nerdy ass anyway. Anywho, WotC is definitely one of my favs in the series. And, the part I quoted, where Jake shows how truly badass he is, is for sure my favorite in the book.

Man, I can’t wait to get to SoS!

TDT Reread: The Wind Through The Keyhole

Aka 4.5 in TDT series to the hardcore Tower Junkies. I proudly wave my junkie flag. And even though Cuthbert and Alain aren’t in this one, this time we get the amazing Jamie DeCurry, it’s always lovely to get another glimpse of Roland’s past.

Let’s hunker down for the starkblast and enjoy the story we’re told, shall we?

TDT Reread: Wizard and Glass

Bird and bear and hare and fish…

Oh, and I must include this one, cus Cuthbert duh…

Might I recline briefly at your feet miss? Your beauty has loosened my knees. I am sure a few moments looking up at your profile from below with the back of my head on these cool tiles will put me right.

P.S. I’m slightly disappointed that my Kindle editions don’t have the artwork. I could’ve sworn they did, but maybe I’m just remembering the illustrations from the numerous times I read the physical books. Who knows?