Coming Soon….

A post…I swear.

It’s been wayyyyy too quiet around here and I’m NOT ok with that.

So, I will, within the next 4 days, be posting something here…

Slacker

*cue the crickets

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An Anti-Vday Celebration

I protest this holiday. Always have and always will. I don’t see the point of it, but that’s just me.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against love. It’s a wonderful, beautiful experience. That being said, I really dislike this holiday. I dislike even more that so many people choose this one day out of the year to act like they care about the person they’re with, while any other day they’re behaving like a wank….or a douche. /rant

All this lovey-dovey crap I keep seeing around today is making my stomach turn. My poor Twitter & Facebook feeds are overloaded with so much mushy I can barely wade through it.

So, I’m here to spread some Anti-Valentine’s Day love.

                

                                                                        

I couldn’t resist these last two because they cracked me up.

 

Have a fabulous day and remember to always appreciate the one(s) you’re with, not just on Vday. 😉

Random Internet Stuff

Tragedy! That’s what last night’s Superbowl was. I’ve decided to write a post not remotely related to football at all. This is in an attempt to pull me out of the deep depression I sank into as I watched my beloved Broncos get shellacked.

So, we have some sexy dancing (and some horrible dancing as well) on Youtube videos, some Disney Princesses, and a translator for Yoga speak. What more could you ask for?

As I mentioned in my absolute (see what I did right there? psst, click the link and you will) favorite place to procrastinate Saturday night, I was on a mission to put off writing in my WIP as much as possible. I have my reasons, don’t judge me! I know this has been written about probably a million times, but I figured I might as well make it a million and one.

First up, my favorite Youtube video ever! My bffers showed me this video forever ago and I LOVE IT! Damn, if only I could dance like this. I mean, I’m good (especially for a white girl. yeah I said it, shut up), but I’m not that good. I recommend watching the whole thing. It’s awesome, awesome, awesome! 3 minutes, 47 seconds of the sexiest dancing I’ve ever seen.

Princess GIF

Earlier in the day on Saturday I was Googling gif’s for another absolute (getit? haha) writer type person that likes them, and I find this when I Google “disney princess animated gif”.

Is it just me, or is there something wrong with this picture? Earlier in the day, when I first Googled it, the…um…scantily clad “princess” was closer to the top of the page, in the second row, didn’t even have to scroll down to see her. This time when I checked, it was a little further down. But still, I mean seriously. When a little girl Googles “disney princess animated gif”, she gets this? Imho, not cool.

Yoda Speak

Then my inner nerd had a freakin’ field day! I can totes talk like Yoday now anytime I want!!  (Found out later that the translator isn’t exactly correct all of the time. But at least it’s still fun!) Ok, so maybe my nerd isn’t so much inner as hangin’ out there for the whole world to see, but I really don’t care. It’s not like it’s a secret to anyone. It had a fab swoon moment, so I’m happy. Oh and FYI, I’m more of a Star Wars than Star Trek kind of girl. *ducks while people throw rocks and rotten veggies* 

Finally, it’s time to see why white girls get a bad name when it comes to dancing. This is so depressing to me. I can pop, lock, and drop it with the best of them, ok? But this is …no, just NO!

Ugh! Please, please don’t think all white girls dance like this. PLEASE! I’d make somebody shoot me if I did. Now, I’m not saying I’m the best dancer in the world, ‘cus I know there’s people out there better than me. At least when I dance, it sure as HELL doesn’t look like that. Thank goodness for small favors.

I can’t believe you’re still reading this…

Wait…are you?

P.S.

Sorry about the overuse of smileys, I couldn’t resist.

Random and Cluttered Thoughts

So much going on, so much to talk about, so much to do, and I can’t keep my thoughts on one thing for too long. So today I’ve decided to randomize my blog post and see if some of this stuff just goes away. Hopefully it works.

First off, the February Blog Chain for Absolute Write this month is gonna be a tough one for me. The person going before us gets to pick our topic. This means I have two days to write about something completely random. Wha……… I don’t do so well with short-term writing goals. Hence the nerves. Granted, I didn’t HAVE to sign up for it, but I love doing the blog chain and it’s fun to read what others write about our suggested topics. So, I WILL TRY!

I’m looking for suggestions for a Fantasy epic I haven’t read yet. I suppose it doesn’t have to be an epic, could be a stand alone book, a trilogy, whatever. But I prefer an epic. Those are my favorite. Nothing like being lost is someone else’s world for over a week…or more if possible. I can only read the Lord of the Rings, Dark Tower series, and Shadowmarch series so many times back to back. It’s time for something new.

Ugh, Anniversaries has been taken out of submissions and is strictly in revisions at the moment. I know I just said this in a recent post, but it needs repeating. I’ve been working on this novel for years now and it’s beginning to become frustrating. I’ve put a lot of work into it. Perhaps it will have to sit for a while without me touching it or thinking about it. Though the not thinking about it part will be difficult, I shall do it!

I finally made a Twitter account today to link my blogs to. Yeah, go me! Hopefully it will give them a bit more exposure. Only time will tell.

Oh goodness, I was napping today (horrible, I know, but I couldn’t help it) and some wank in the apartment complex was blaring his car radio right under my window. So what do I do in my cranky-first-waking-up stage? I go to the window and yell that people are trying to sleep. My man comes in the room shortly after laughing so hard that even though I was still a bit cranky, I couldn’t help but smile. That’s one of the only things I don’t like about living here. I’m a country girl at heart, I dislike city living. And I dislike music when I’m trying to sleep even more. I get it from my mama that I just wanna get up and dance when I hear music. Always have, always will. Real talk, it wakes me up from a dead sleep every time. Something that I’m sure annoys my significant other because we have different sleep schedules (for the most part) and he likes to listen to music when he’s bored. I try not to let it bother me, but it’s like a television being too loud in the background when I’m trying to read. It can be partly tuned out, but not completely.

Oh, I’ve come to a bad place in The Dark Hand. Bad as in meaning I can’t seem to write anything more on it and nothing much has happened yet (not even 9,000 words on it to this point). I was hoping it wasn’t going to be yet another of those stories that I start to write and it fizzles before I get even a quarter of the way through it. That’s what it’s looking to be though. I have more ideas in my head, in my notebook, on my computer, and on my phone, but I was more excited about this one than the others. What to do, what to do??

I need to find better, more effective ways to promote my blogs. I know essentially they are the same thing as I post the same on both of them. And maybe that’s where part of the problem is, that they’re far too much alike. They are on two different blogging networks so I thought at least one of them would have more exposure. But I think I have something like three followers (which I am thoroughly grateful for) on one of them, and when I look at the stats for both, they are horrible. Well, I’ll give it more time and try to get more people interested in them, and we’ll see what happens.

And lastly, I never thought I’d say this, but I love Texas winters. I’m originally from Michigan so the move down here was a bit of a shock when it happened this past August. My goodness was it hot, even then. I know the temps then were nothing compared to what it’s going to be like when summer is in full swing and thankfully we have central air and swimming pools in the apartment complex. Being in Texas is such a huge change for me. Mainly being away from my mom, older brother, sister (sister-in-law technically but that’s a fine distinction I don’t pay attention to), my nephews, and of course all my fabulous friends and their amazing kids. I miss everyone a lot some days. That being said, I couldn’t be happier with the choice we made to come and live here.

There ends my random and cluttered thoughts. Incidentally it did help to clear my head a little bit so that’s good. Hopefully I haven’t bored you so much you’ve fallen asleep mid-post.